Johny and his best mate Billy were in the playground when Johny noticed that Billy had a brand new watch on his wrist, "where d'ya get that"? he asked " dad bought it for me" "what... your dad like my dad, tight fisted, how come"? well I have this special trick, wot i do is go to bed an wait for mum n dad to go and when I hear mum moaning I know dads giving her a nice cuddle, I walks in an dad always give me money to get rid of me". "Thats clever says Johny, I'll try that tonight" So that night he go's to bed and waits for mum n dad. Eventualy mum n dad are in bed having a cuddle. In walks Johny and dad says "what do you want"? "I wanna watch dad" "pull a chair up son"!

Ohhhhhhhhh .. thats bad

But I'ts clean!

ok... went down to the wreck and ripped open a container... just my luck 50 immigrants fell out!