A blonde calls her boyfriend and says: 'Please come over and help me. I have been given a killer puzzle and i can' figure outhow to get started.'

He asks: ' What is it supposed to be when it's finihsed?'

She says: " According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

The blonde let's him in and shows her where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then look at the box, then turns to her and says: " First of all no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything reasslembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says with a deep sigh: " Second, I want you to relax. Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

Lol, Old joke!.........How about this 1........

Bert went to the doctor to get his test results back after his check up, doc told him that physically he was fine and asked how he felt in himself, Bert told the doc that he has an agreement with God, the doc was suprised and asked him to continue. Bert told him that God knows that he has bad eyesight so when he gets up to go to the loo in the night God turns the light on for him.........The doc was troubled by his comment and later that day he called Freda, Berts wife and tells her what he said............. Freda sighed and said, Oh no, he's been pissing in the fridge again

hahaha, nice ones quinx and leya, never heard either of those before.