> > Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were

> > swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called

> > Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by

> > sharks that inhabited the area.

> > Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a

> > prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries

> > about being eaten."

> >

> > A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted", and

> > lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

> > Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by

> > his old mate.

> >

> > Time passed (invariably it does) and Justin found life as a shark

> > boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came

> > close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance

> > was the cause of his sad plight.

> >

> > While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he

>

> > thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.

> > He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and

> > behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

> >

> > With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his

> > friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not

> > involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse).

> >

> > Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see

> > his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked.

> > "He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to

> > the enemy and became a shark", came the reply.

> >

> > Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture,

> > he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate memories

> > came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me,

> > Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

> >

> > Christian replied,

>"No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the

> > enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

> >

> > Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me.

> > I've changed."......... .

> > .

> > .

> > .

> > "I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Christian".

all that for that!

sorry mate .. but i laughed

GROAN !!!!
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oh my lord...
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my comments are far funnier than that joke ffs!!!!!