my girlfriend asked me to make love to her like they do in the movies,??
so i stuck it up her arse and cum on her face while shouting "TAKE THAT BITCH! from the look on her face, id hazard i guess we dont watch the same movies.


this is the last time i take a group of mentaly handicapped people shopping, ive lost 1 in town, 1 at KFC, 1 on the bus and WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

2 dwarfs pull 2 girls and take them home,
1st dwarf cant get it up and to make things worse
all night he can hear 2nd dwarf saying here icum again 123 uuh.
next morning 1st dwarf says to the 2nd how embarasing i cudnt even get a erection.
2nd dwarf says u think thats bad
i couldnt even get on th fuckin bed

"my girlfriend asked me to make love to her like they do in the movies,??
so i stuck it up her arse and cum on her face while shouting "TAKE THAT BITCH!" from the look on her face, id hazard i guess we dont watch the same movies".


Now that made me laugh.

But I didnt get the second one.

four handicapped people and one of them is the reader - personal assault is not always funny...

Ah, I see now Mimib - thank you for enlightening me.
Hhhhhmmmmm........

Just a favour in return (see "Florida")

Louisiana