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19.11.2008, 00:40 quote

tnx4aksnig

my girlfriend asked me to make love to her like they do in the movies,??
so i stuck it up her arse and cum on her face while shouting "TAKE THAT BITCH! from the look on her face, id hazard i guess we dont watch the same movies.


this is the last time i take a group of mentaly handicapped people shopping, ive lost 1 in town, 1 at KFC, 1 on the bus and WHERE THE marry ARE YOU?

2 dwarfs pull 2 girls and take them home,
1st dwarf cant get it up and to make things worse
all night he can hear 2nd dwarf saying here icum again 123 uuh.
next morning 1st dwarf says to the 2nd how embarasing i cudnt even get a erection.
2nd dwarf says u think thats bad
i couldnt even get on th fuckin bed

 

19.11.2008, 10:52 quote

rocketgirl

"my girlfriend asked me to make love to her like they do in the movies,??
so i stuck it up her arse and cum on her face while shouting "TAKE THAT BITCH!" from the look on her face, id hazard i guess we dont watch the same movies".


Now that made me laugh. Laughing

But I didnt get the second one.

 

19.11.2008, 11:11 quote

mimib
Joined: 05 Oct 2008 Posts: 1029 Location: Germany, ,
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four handicapped people and one of them is the reader - personal assault is not always funny...

 

19.11.2008, 11:17 quote

rocketgirl

Ah, I see now Mimib - thank you for enlightening me.
Hhhhhmmmmm........ Rolling Eyes

 

19.11.2008, 11:26 quote

mimib
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Just a favour in return (see "Florida")

 

19.11.2008, 21:49 quote

ed85

Louisiana

 

21.11.2008, 17:32 quote

tnx4aksnig

mimib wrote:
four handicapped people and one of them is the reader - personal assault is not always funny...
sry its not a personal attack i just found it funny when i got it sent to me

 
 
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