There are three couples who want to join a church.... The Minister say's that is fine, but first you have to agree to no Sex for three weeks. So all of these couple's who are in their 20's 30's & 40's agree to these rules. So after the three weeks are up the Minster say to the couple in their 40's were you able to go the three weeks without having sex? The man say's Yes but it has hard I found myself having to sleep on the couch these last few weeks. Very good say's the minster Welcome to our Church! He then turns and asks the couple in their 30's were you able to go the three weeks without having sex? The man say's Yes but I tell you I found myself taking a lot of cold showers, but I'm proud to say we made it! Very good say's the minster! Welcome to our Church! He turns the the last couple in their 20's and say's were you able to go the three weeks without having sex? The man say's No... I was able to hold off for a few days until my wife reached up to the top shelf to get a can of corn and well her shirt went up and I could not control myself any longer and I took her right there on the spot! So the minister say's I'm Sorry you won't be able to join our Church! With that the young man replied that's ok were not allowed back in Safeway either!