OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!




An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part
of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ''Take this
jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'


The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.


The doctor asked what happened and the man explained,


'Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but
nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. 'Then I asked
my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still
nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her
teeth out, still nothing. 'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door
and she tried too. First with both hands, then an armpit, and she even
tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked!

'You asked your neighbour?'










The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

That was an outrageous joke! Fantastic!