10 ways to insult big tits.

1: I bet your chest exercises must take all day.
2. Do you have a license for those lethal weapons?
3. Can I borrow your bra? I have a camping trip this weekend and need a two man tent.
4. You turned up 2 minutes late for work today. However, your chest was on time.
5. Before you take off your bra, can you inform the authorities so they can evacuate everyone to a 3 mile safety zone?
6. Tenzing and Hillary are saying that Everest was just a practice run. The real challenge is your chest.
7. If one of those hit the ground, it's going to make a polaris missile look like a firecracker.
9. Can you please leave the beach, you're breasts are influencing the tide.
10. Gee, with a pair of lungs like that, I bet you could stay underwater for weeks at a time.