i was in the bookies when this lady walked in and placed her boobs on the counter.The manager said whats this,she replied what do you mean whats this,i want my boobs on,The manager said what do you mean on, she replied i want to place my boobs on the favourite in the 1st race at newbury.The manager replied im sorry but you will have to put your boobs away and leave the shop as we dont except boobs in here,only money im afraid.The lady put them away and said,thats strange because when my husband came home last night i asked him where he had been,he replied i was doen the bookies,and when i asked him if he had won he replied no i done my balls in there