A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks "Excuthe me. Do
you have any widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's
on her level, and he asks "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft
and futhy bwack wabbit or, maybe, one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit
over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,
leans forward and whispers ....................

" I don't fink my pet pyfon weally gives a phuk!"

Hahahaha nice one Pendlelad