i was in the pub the othe day when i suddenly realised i needed to fart, the music was really loud so i timed my farts to the bea, after a couple of songs i felt much better. i finished my pint and noticed that everyone was staring at me. then i suddenly remembered that i was listening to my ipod.

PMSL! Gonna remember that one!
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Healthy, who cares?..... Pork away!

yeah... funny one