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29.06.2008, 19:51 quote

LittleVixen
LittleVixen Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 10803 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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must be a good joke this one.....
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29.06.2008, 20:02 quote

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As we seems to have turned this into impressions...

It started a couple of hours ago on another site that has 'whispers' built into it. A man 'whispered' to me to talk, and seeing that he was local and looking for friendship I thought, yeah, that's what I want too, he looked pleasant enough from his profile. So we had some friendly exchange and he said he hadn't seen my pic, so I was impressed thinking that he'd been interested to talk anyway.
Then, my main pic got approved and he found the others that were on site and I got a 'message' telling me that he was not a horrible person but he knows he would not be attracted to me because I was not his type. Confused
Nobody likes getting the rejection, but what really 'bugs' me is that he wasn't being honest about the friendship, or am I to believe that he actually cares what his friends look like?
I doubt it, he really wanted a girlfriend so why didn't he say that, 'cos I wouldn't have spent any time talking to him at all as he wasn't my type either, but for friendship looks don't matter. Anyway I just sent a polite reply, as I do, but pointing out what I've just told you, minus the bit about him not being my type.
So, from now on, I think it may take a bit longer for anyone to impress me, so I can make sure they deserve it first.

 

29.06.2008, 20:06 quote

LittleVixen
LittleVixen Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 10803 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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Awww sue....hear hear i totally agree
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29.06.2008, 20:11 quote

ankles
ankles Joined: 24 May 2008 Posts: 185 Location: United Kingdom, England, Lincolnshire
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Sounds like you're well rid of him. He sounds like one of those types that really wants just a quick shag but doesnt want to say that because the ladies avoid it, it makes them more approchable if they say just friends, then tries it on

 

29.06.2008, 22:08 quote

rocketgirl

Aw Sue, you dont need 'friends' like him so sod him! And you're not my type either, but heck you are a wonderful friend!!!
I met a chap off another site, both agreed we were just wanting friendship, but within 10 mins of meeting he asked me what my take on ONS were, when i said well my profile said......No way Pedro, he gulped his pint down and said "nice to meet you, lets do it again soon" and i never heard from him since!!!

As this thread i think i just hijacked it, back on thread, maybe he expected me to turn up naked with a crate of beer under my arm?

 

03.07.2008, 17:48 quote

angellus28
angellus28 Joined: 09 Jun 2008 Posts: 29 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Aberdeenshire
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Nice Joke Wink

for me, thats a little off Razz


You can come with your clothes on ;)its more meaningful if you let me take them later Wink

And just to prove Its with you concent you can leave the Beer at home aswell Razz

I Dont Drink LOL ...

 
 
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