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17.02.2008, 10:04 quote

LittleVixen
LittleVixen Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 10783 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked.
.... with Beer
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28.06.2008, 19:19 quote

morrishoudini
morrishoudini Joined: 20 Jun 2008 Posts: 37 Location: United Kingdom, England, West Midlands
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Very enjoyable to read..... however, i must be different....

You dont need to be naked. Showing up and beer is good for a start.

 

28.06.2008, 19:24 quote

rocketgirl

Actually, he'll just take the beer.
You can let yourself out cant you love? he's busy watching the football and scratching his nuts while he belches. And no he didnt notice your new hairdo either.....

 

28.06.2008, 19:46 quote

morrishoudini
morrishoudini Joined: 20 Jun 2008 Posts: 37 Location: United Kingdom, England, West Midlands
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Oh rocketgirl, my dear sweet nemesis....

Not even i can be that bad.

 

28.06.2008, 20:11 quote

rocketgirl

 

28.06.2008, 23:08 quote

70

I don't need much to impress me, I just want him to actually turn up as planned Very Happy

 

28.06.2008, 23:26 quote

rocketgirl

Me too.....I'd be impressed if he planned to turn up even! Crying or Very sad

 

29.06.2008, 05:16 quote

cut2chase
Joined: 23 Jun 2008 Posts: 5 Location: United Kingdom, England, Dorset
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Forget the beer, I'll settle for naked with an AFC Bournemouth season ticket.

I'd impress myself if I turned up to meet Mirrorpool: she lives 150 miles away. But based on what I've read so far it'd be well worth it:)

 

29.06.2008, 06:26 quote

morrishoudini
morrishoudini Joined: 20 Jun 2008 Posts: 37 Location: United Kingdom, England, West Midlands
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If somebody is worth turning up for...

Distance should be no object

 

29.06.2008, 11:05 quote

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cut2chase wrote:
Forget the beer, I'll settle for naked with an AFC Bournemouth season ticket.

I'd impress myself if I turned up to meet Mirrorpool: she lives 150 miles away. But based on what I've read so far it'd be well worth it:)


Aww thankyou! You'vemade my day saying that. Razz

 

29.06.2008, 15:20 quote

LittleVixen
LittleVixen Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 10783 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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I've had 2 long distance visits, one 200 miles & the other....erm! how fars Holland? Confused Like morrishoudini distance shouldnt matter at all....& I am worth it .........heehee Laughing ....just wish they thought so Sad
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29.06.2008, 19:04 quote

rocketgirl

LittleVixen wrote:
I've had 2 long distance visits, one 200 miles & the other....erm! how fars Holland? Confused Like morrishoudini distance shouldnt matter at all....& I am worth it .........heehee Laughing ....just wish they thought so Sad


Their prob, not yours LV....maybe you werent naked enough, or not enough beer........but still, their loss eh?!! Wink

 

29.06.2008, 19:19 quote

ankles
ankles Joined: 24 May 2008 Posts: 185 Location: United Kingdom, England, Lincolnshire
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Takes a lot to impress me...I'm hard work!

 

29.06.2008, 19:24 quote

CMISO
CMISO Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3112 Location: United Kingdom, England, Lincolnshire
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ankles wrote:
Takes a lot to impress me...I'm hard work!


And the list in first post isn't comprehensive enough!?!?! Surprised
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29.06.2008, 19:40 quote

ankles
ankles Joined: 24 May 2008 Posts: 185 Location: United Kingdom, England, Lincolnshire
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Nopes...I want the world, universe and everything that isnt discovered yet out there!

And a bunch of flowers, and a nice holiday Very Happy

 
 
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