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Home >> Jokes >> HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
17.02.2008, 10:04 quote
Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
.... with Beer
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28.06.2008, 19:19 quote
Very enjoyable to read..... however, i must be different....
You dont need to be naked. Showing up and beer is good for a start.
28.06.2008, 19:24 quote
Actually, he'll just take the beer.
You can let yourself out cant you love? he's busy watching the football and scratching his nuts while he belches. And no he didnt notice your new hairdo either.....
28.06.2008, 23:08 quote
I don't need much to impress me, I just want him to actually turn up as planned
29.06.2008, 05:16 quote
Forget the beer, I'll settle for naked with an AFC Bournemouth season ticket.
I'd impress myself if I turned up to meet Mirrorpool: she lives 150 miles away. But based on what I've read so far it'd be well worth it:)
29.06.2008, 11:05 quote
| cut2chase wrote: |
| Forget the beer, I'll settle for naked with an AFC Bournemouth season ticket.
I'd impress myself if I turned up to meet Mirrorpool: she lives 150 miles away. But based on what I've read so far it'd be well worth it:) |
Aww thankyou! You'vemade my day saying that.
29.06.2008, 15:20 quote
I've had 2 long distance visits, one 200 miles & the other....erm! how fars Holland?
Like morrishoudini distance shouldnt matter at all....& I am worth it
.........heehee
....just wish they thought so ![]()
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29.06.2008, 19:04 quote
| LittleVixen wrote: |
I've had 2 long distance visits, one 200 miles & the other....erm! how fars Holland? .........heehee |
Their prob, not yours LV....maybe you werent naked enough, or not enough beer........but still, their loss eh?!!
29.06.2008, 19:24 quote
| ankles wrote: |
| Takes a lot to impress me...I'm hard work! |
And the list in first post isn't comprehensive enough!?!?!
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29.06.2008, 19:40 quote
Nopes...I want the world, universe and everything that isnt discovered yet out there!
And a bunch of flowers, and a nice holiday
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