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13.08.2006, 13:35 quote

HiHello
HiHello Joined: 28 May 2006 Posts: 1 Location: United Kingdom, England, West Yorkshire
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Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to GirlFriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run GirlFriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, GirlFriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other, they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2003.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week.

Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resources.

This conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me that they are an illegal operation.

Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Mercedes hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

Any ideas?

 

13.08.2006, 13:39 quote

mcw82
mcw82 Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 194 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cumbria
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Does anyone else know whattos say to this?

maytbe imjust being dumb as to what the exact question may be?
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13.08.2006, 13:42 quote

ladytracexx
ladytracexx Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 3411 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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lol lol Matt...... looks like he needs to re-format!!!! Rolling Eyes
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13.08.2006, 13:43 quote

mcw82
mcw82 Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 194 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cumbria
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i have to agree with you there trace lol

quite inventive though Smile
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13.08.2006, 13:45 quote

ladytracexx
ladytracexx Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 3411 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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yes and funny!!! And where oh where are my manners!! Hihello! and wexlome...come back soon afer your format!
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13.08.2006, 21:29 quote

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mcw82 wrote:
Does anyone else know whattos say to this?

maytbe imjust being dumb as to what the exact question may be?


It's a joke thread

 
 
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