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29.10.2006, 18:34 quote

Anonymous

Top Ten Reasons Men prefer Guns to Women
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> # 10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22
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> # 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
> road.
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> # 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let
> you try it out a few times.
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> # 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
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> # 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
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> # 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
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> # 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
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> # 3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
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> # 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
>
> * And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
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>
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> * #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A Gun
>

 

29.10.2006, 21:05 quote

injustice
injustice Joined: 06 Sep 2006 Posts: 50 Location: United Kingdom, England, Buckinghamshire
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lol, very funny, don't know if its cause i like guns or cause i like women but very funny.
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29.10.2006, 22:27 quote

Anonymous

glad u liked it..thot more guys would enjoy this than us women...but it is cute lol

 
 
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