you ok?? onto the bed? hmmmmmmmmmmm lol

Yeah..i'm fine. My mum shouted at me for waking her up...not 'omg laura are you ok?' it was more like 'oi, bitch, why did you wake me up?! learn to handle your fucking alcohol'

bloody hell.. she wasnt jealous was she lol

Nope, just cranky.

I'm like that if i get woken up, too.

good jokes..lmao

I know, that's why i chose them.

yeah shes got best jokes on here!!! ah mum in funny mood!! ah well long as your a-ok and quite pissed then its all good!!

Why would it be good that i'm pissed?!

its saturday its weekend why not?? better than staying up all night like alot of sad gits do and drinking water and watching big brother yeah???????

Water? What's that?

Big brother makes me want to poke my eyes out with a knife or something.

hahaha yeah bloody awful crap that is.. i know someone at work who actually phones and votes!!! i mean its like 60p a min i just though what a sad cow!! what is water er.. i dont know anyone got any ideas?????

I think it's the clear stuff you take a bath/shower in? i don't know.

yeah maybe.... looks like vodka dosent it??

Yeah...i believe so.