A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for Best wine and best woman.

Next moment,he got the best wine and Mother Teresa next to him

Moral: BE SPECIFIC

QUESTION: What is the similarity between a 'BAR' and a 'BRA'?
ANSWER:Both make Men crazy when they open..

A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Whose idea was it to have an "s" in the word "lisp"?...

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

got more if u want....?

heres 1 more

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He
concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an
accident'

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as
the president sits, head in hands.



Finally, the President looks up and asks..........
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''How many is a Brazillion?'

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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for ?
> A: Its Braille for "suck here".

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
> A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
> A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take
> your house and car with them.

> Q: What's the speed limit of sêx?
> A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

> Q: Why girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
> A: They don't have balls to scratch.