BANK'S NEW CASH POINT MACHINES

Pleased to inform customers that the YorkshireBank are now installing the Next Generation of new "Drive-thru" cash point machines: Customers will in future be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable users to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up. Please read the procedure that applies to you (Male Or Female).

Please remember and follow these instructions when you use the machine for the first time.

MALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to the cash machine.
2 Wind down your car window.
3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6 Wind up window
7 Drive off

FEMALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to cash machine
2 Reverse back the required amount to align car
3 Re-start the stalled engine
4 Wind down the window
5 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
6 Turn the radio down 7 Attempt to insert card into machine
8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car
9 Insert card
10 Re-insert card the right way up
11 Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
12 Enter PIN.
13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
14 Enter amount of cash required
15 Check make-up in rear view mirror
16 Retrieve cash and receipt
17 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18 Place receipt in back of cheque book
19 Re-check make-up again
20 Drive forwards 2 meters
21 Reverse back to cash machine
22 Retrieve card
23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided
24 Restart stalled engine and pull off
25 Drive for 2 to 3 miles
26 Release handbrake

brilliant heehee

Thank u cheekymunkey

Brilliant!!

It could also say 'repeat steps 5,6,7 and 8 if necessary!!!'

GOOD IDEA ALLIHOBBIT
Thank you.

We're waitin for new ones, anfar! Hurry, please.

Yep Anfar I always know its going to be a good one when you post... and why dont you join in with the rest of the forum? we dont bite

Ok cheekymunkey
Its just im on a few,not easy to keep them all going.

Thought joke was good, but Male instructions left out the need for wife/girlfriend/female friend to read out instructions to bloke in first place. Cause he couldn't drive and do stuff at the same time, multi-tasking is not their forte...

SORRY BLISS23 I WASNT IGNOREING YOU,IVE PUT ON A FEW JUST FOR YOU.
YOUR RIGHT DRESSAGEDIVA,I DELEATED ALL THAT TOO FEMINIST I THOUGHT.

Nah, just missed the bit about blokes out!!