After missing out on the play-offs, Wolverhampton Wanderers manager Mick McCarthy was interviewed by Sky Sports News.

SSN : So Mick, how far do you think you are away from a championship winning team?

MM : About 8 miles.

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Two football fans, one Wolves, one Albion, went into a high-class barbers for a shave and a haircut.

When the Wolves fan was finished, the barber put some aftershave on him. Reeling in disgust, he shouts "Thats disgusting. My wife will say I smell like the inside of a brothel".

Quick as a flash, the Albion fan says "You can use it on me. My wife has no idea what the inside of a brothel smells like".

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West Bromwich Albion are on the lookout for a new sponser after T Mobile decided not to renew their contract. Apparently Richard Branson was interested in putting the 'Virgin' logo on their shirts, until he realised that they were about to get screwed every week in the Premiership.
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