a woman is walking by a pet shop one day when she sees the strangest sign in the window.

"fanny licking frogs €20"

curious she walks in and after a quick discussion with the owner she buys one. when she gets home she follows all the instructions... she lays down on the bed naked with her legs apart and puts the frog on the bed between them.

nothing happens.

next day.... she brings the frog back to the shop and demands her money back.
"the frog isn't working!" she told the owner
"did you follow all the instructions?" he asks
"yes"
"well i tell you what. there's a bed in the back, you go on in and get ready and i'll bring the frog through in a minute."
so the woman goes into the back and strips. she's lying on the bed naked when the owner comes in with the frog.
he lays the frog on the bed and says to it.....

"now im only going to show you this one more time!!"

lmfao