Essex Girls

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2 Essex girls pick up perfume sample from the counter,Sharon sprays it on her wrist. "That's nice innit, don't you think Trace? "Yeah wot's it called?" "vien et moi."
"What the f**k does that mean Shaz?" The assistant says "It's French for 'come to me'.
Shaz sniffs again"don't smell like come to me does it to you Trace?"

If my neighbours complain about the level of laughter im gonna blame you. Three in a row cheeky great stuff sweet.

hee hee .. glad u liked them .. just waitn for an essex girl to take my head off