On their first night of wedded bliss, the groom took off his trousers and asked his new bride to try them on.
"They don't fit", she said.
"And never forget it!", said the husband. "In this house I wear the trousers."
She continued to disrobe. She threw him her frilly knickers and said, "Put those on."
He looked at the scanty briefs and said, I'll never get into these!"
"You're right", she said. "And if you don't change your attitude, you never will!"