I've just translated it, so I hope it's readable:


A married couple from London decide to fly down south, to flee the terrible wet and miserable english winter weather. Because they both worked they had to fly separately.

So the man flew down on Thursday and his wife was due to follow the next day.
When he arrived he decided to send an E-Mail from his laptop to his wife, unfortunately misspelling the E-Mail adress...

Meanwhile in Birmingham a new widow came home from her husband's funeral. A loyal civil servant, who was 'called home' peacefully after a long hard life. Expecting condolences from friends and x-colleagues she switched on the computer, checked her E-Mails and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, saw his mother lying unconscious on the floor and glanced on the monitor:

To: My beloved wife
From: Your now seperated husband
Subject: I've arrived!

I've just arrived and have already checked in.
I've made sure, that everything is sorted for your arrival in the morning. I'm looking forward to seeing you! I hope your trip is as pleasent as mine!

PS: It's bl*** hot down here!