Favourites
Most popular topics | Jokesopen/close
- Wrong but funny...... (64)
- A joke... (52)
- Favourite jokes....... (50)
- Groans welcomed... (47)
- Quick Duck Joke... (35)
- a loving husband... (35)
- the 3 wheeled boi racer... (35)
- Some Advice... (35)
- Are You Pure?... (32)
- Gay flight attendant.... (29)
- Politically correct jokes... (28)
- Irish Joke... (21)
- HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN... (20)
- Morning... (18)
- Genuine Letters to the co... (18)
- A joke i made up :)... (15)
- Tale of the Irish Sausage... (15)
- a little offensive but...... (14)
- funny stuff!!... (14)
- Red... (13)
- BREAKING NEWS... (13)
- hers a few for you... (13)
- Cyanide and Happiness... (12)
- psychiatrist... (12)
- bus of the nun.... (12)
Latest topics | Jokesopen/close
- Vaseline...
- *******A man walks into a...
- Aunt Karen:...
- Doctors Never Laugh :)...
- Two Nuns...
- The Garden...
- The koala ...............
- Ed Zachary...
- Maths !!!!!...
- You must specify a unique...
- Topical Times!...
- great joke make u laugh...
- Newspaper Ads...
- Jokes so bad they are fun...
- Wachawaaaaaaaa...
- HAIRDOS...................
- Killer Puzzle...
- ANZ Bank - This is Brilli...
- FIRST TIME SEX...
- Kind of a longer joke.....
- Bastard!!!!...
- *LORD,... THEY ARE FINALL...
- Blind Man!!...
- Loads & loads of one ...
- Several short jokes!!!...
Home >> Jokes >> E-mail for you
21.08.2007, 19:12 quote
I've just translated it, so I hope it's readable:
A married couple from London decide to fly down south, to flee the terrible wet and miserable english winter weather. Because they both worked they had to fly separately.
So the man flew down on Thursday and his wife was due to follow the next day.
When he arrived he decided to send an E-Mail from his laptop to his wife, unfortunately misspelling the E-Mail adress...
Meanwhile in Birmingham a new widow came home from her husband's funeral. A loyal civil servant, who was 'called home' peacefully after a long hard life. Expecting condolences from friends and x-colleagues she switched on the computer, checked her E-Mails and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, saw his mother lying unconscious on the floor and glanced on the monitor:
To: My beloved wife
From: Your now seperated husband
Subject: I've arrived!
I've just arrived and have already checked in.
I've made sure, that everything is sorted for your arrival in the morning. I'm looking forward to seeing you! I hope your trip is as pleasent as mine!
PS: It's bl*** hot down here!
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


