A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.
Out of breath, he asked "PLEASE Sister can I hide under your skirt for a few minutes, I,ll explain later"
The Nun agreed, and a few moments later, Two Military Police came running along and asked.
"Sister have you seen a soldier running along here.
The nun replied "He went that way"
After the MPs had dissapeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said "I can,t thank you enough sister, but you see I don,t want to go to Iraq or Afghanistan.
The nun said I think I can understand your fear.
The soldier added "I hope you don,t think me rude or impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs.
The nun replied "If you had looked a little higher you would have seen I have a great pair of balls as well", I don,t want to go to Iraq or Afghanistan either.

funny