At a doctor's surgery one morning a patient arrives

complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him

and asks him, "What the hell did you do to your back?"

The patient replies, "You know that I am a bouncer at a

local night club? Well, yesterday morning I got home to

my flat quite early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On

entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife

as my wife was lying naked in bed and the balcony door

was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find

anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man

running out of the building and he was dressing himself.

I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That's how I

strained my back ".

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a

car wreck. The doctor says, "My previous looked bad, but

you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"

The 2nd patient replies, "You know I have been unemployed

for a while now Doctor ? Well yesterday morning was my

first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was

running late. I was running out of the building, getting

dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I

was hit by a fridge.




The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the

other two patients did. The doctor was shocked. Again he

asks, "What the hell happened to you?" "Well I was

sitting in a fridge............ !"