-------- Andy goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I've got this problem you see, only you've got to promise not to laugh."
The doctor replies,"Of course I won't laugh Andy, that would be thoroughly unprofessional.
In over twenty years of being a doctor, I've never laughed at a patient."
"OK then," says Andy, and he drops his trousers. The doctor is greeted by the sight of the tiniest penis he has ever seen in his life.
Unable to control himself, he falls about laughing on the floor.
Ten minutes later he is able to struggle up to his feet and wipe the tears from his eyes.
Now what seems to be the problem? "
Andy looks up at the doctor sadly and says, "It's Swollen."