Two men are sitting nervously sitting in the doctor's surgery waiting to be seen. The first man asked what the second man is in for.

2nd man: I have a green ring round my prick.

1st man: That's amazing I have a red ring round mine! Tell you what I'm going in first so I will tell you what happens when I see the quack.

The 2nd man agrees and when the other man comes out he is eager for news.

1st man: Nothing to worry about - the doctor asked me to drop my pants and put it on the table. He looked at it, got out a hanky and wiped the ring away.

Feeling relieved the 2nd man goes into the doctor's room. The doctor asks him to drop his pants and put his prick on the table. He examines it then whips out an axe and chops it off.

Naturally feeling a little agreived the 2nd man asks why he didnt just wipe the ring off.

Doctor: Ah well your ring was gangarene but the other gentlemen's was lipstick!

LMFAO

Nice one