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10.10.2008, 13:04 quote

LittleVixen
LittleVixen Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 9409 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.

Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.

Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. 'Tony, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!'

She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said,'Tony, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!'

Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, 'Tony, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!'

Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, 'Tony, remember that b l o w j o b I promised you?







































Well Here it comes!'
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10.10.2008, 13:11 quote

mimib
mimib Joined: 06 Oct 2008 Posts: 1024 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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what sad story...


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12.10.2008, 11:02 quote

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I would hate to be Tony. lol

 

12.10.2008, 13:37 quote

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pegasus68 Joined: 04 Oct 2007 Posts: 1174 Location: Netherlands, Noord-Brabant, Eindhoven
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