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02.08.2008, 11:17 quote

mgd11

An expert was trying to boot his computer, and he came out with "the bloody things down".

His assistent came up and said "have you tried rubbing it and giving it kind words about why it shouldn't?"

The expert replied "It's not my wife when I try to persuade her to stop buying stuff from catalogues"

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A willow tree farmer left his farm to his son in his will "to continue my legacy"

The son said "he really was a basket case then".

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Couple of friends are in a bar one night, and one says "any plans for tomorrow"?

One replies "I'm going to test the engine thoroughly"

The second replies "giving the fur lining a good trim"

The third says "giving the body work a touchup"

the fourth one says "I don't own a car", to which all the others laugh and say "we pity your girlfriend then"

 

02.08.2008, 18:08 quote

choochi0
choochi0 Joined: 14 May 2008 Posts: 5490 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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I'm not sure if you have realised it already and that is your intention, but none of these jokes are funny.

Are you looking for ironic laughter?

 

02.08.2008, 21:50 quote

eda85

I had to laugh at these. They are so awful!

They actually make me feel better about myself

 

02.08.2008, 21:53 quote

LittleVixen
LittleVixen Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 9407 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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I thought that too Rolling Eyes

Think this maybe the reaction he was after Confused
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02.08.2008, 22:02 quote

eda85

LittleVixen wrote:
I thought that too Rolling Eyes

Think this maybe the reaction he was after Confused


Damn! We've walked straight into his little trap.
He'll have us emailing bank details before long.
Hang on... mine are here somewhere....

 

03.08.2008, 19:43 quote

choochi0
choochi0 Joined: 14 May 2008 Posts: 5490 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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Let this be a lesson to us all.

 

03.08.2008, 22:00 quote

trevp66
trevp66 Joined: 26 May 2006 Posts: 1093 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hertfordshire
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maybe they're jokes in another language that don't translate well. My hungarian lodger tells me hungarian jokes translated into english and they're not funny. ever.
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03.08.2008, 22:30 quote

eda85

trevp66 wrote:
maybe they're jokes in another language that don't translate well. My hungarian lodger tells me hungarian jokes translated into english and they're not funny. ever.


Please tell me he's called Roger

 
 
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