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06.07.2008, 21:36 quote

morrishoudini
morrishoudini Joined: 20 Jun 2008 Posts: 37 Location: United Kingdom, England, West Midlands
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After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform.

He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind" and refers him to a psychiatrist.

After a few visits to the shrink, he confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witchdoctor.

The witchdoctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witchdoctor says "This is powerful
healing, but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks the witchdoctor "What happens when it's over?" The witchdoctor says "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"

The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says "123," and suddenly he gets an erection.

His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123' for?"

 

07.07.2008, 03:37 quote

choochi0
choochi0 Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 2825 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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morrishoudini wrote:
Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witchdoctor.


Is this possible on the NHS or do you have to go private to get this service?

 

07.07.2008, 11:25 quote

mirrorpool
mirrorpool Joined: 28 Aug 2007 Posts: 1200 Location: United Kingdom, England, Norfolk
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