The CIA had an opening for an assassin.

After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists - two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.' The first man said.'You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent replies, 'Then you are not the right man for this job.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. 'I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.' The agent replies, 'You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, 'You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

Good one!



Here's another:
The Los Angeles Police Department, the FBI, and the CIA were each trying to prove it was the best law enforcement agency. So the president released a rabbit into the woods and gave each agency a chance to do its stuff.
The CIA placed animal informants in and around the forest and questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation, the CIA concluded that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI sent its people into the woods. After two weeks with no leads, the agents burned the forest, killing everything, including the rabbit. There were no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The the LAPD sent its people in. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear was yelling, "OK! OK! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

I would imagine there is a bit missing in the story where it says there were 3 woods and the test was to see who found the rabbit in the shortest time, like a race?

I didnt think as deeply about it as you.

Thank you for sticking up for me Choochi0 - next time can you please beat him up with your truncheon, just for good measure.