An overweight out of shape guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him
a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a
pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces
herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a
second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing
and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. The
same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has
lost 10 lb. as promised.

He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
that reads: "If you catch me you can have me." Well, he's out the
door after her like a shot! This girl is in excellent shape and it
takes him a while to catch her but when he does, it's definitely
worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for the next four days, the
same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs
himself only to discover that he has lost another 20 lb. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on
the phone "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
finds this huge, muscular, 7ft black man standing there wearing
nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads:
"I'm Francis. If I catch you, you're mine."
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And we laugh, and we drink and we teach ourselves not to think .. we never did get it right since we got it so low..

Heard it before but its class nevertheless.

well thanks, at last someone who speaks!
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And we laugh, and we drink and we teach ourselves not to think .. we never did get it right since we got it so low..

I am new here.

Anyway.

How you doin

Im a newbie to the boards too and i really havent been usuing flirtbox for three years- i just made the profile up and never really bothered with it .. thats my story anyways!

Ill stick the natter thread - being male , i know its hard for u to concentrate on two things at once
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And we laugh, and we drink and we teach ourselves not to think .. we never did get it right since we got it so low..

HAHAHA cheaky. I am an advanced male, I got 2 brains afterall I am concentrating on 4 things atm so there