Im new here so i thought id break the ice with a few chav jokes

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs

What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit

What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe

Whats a chavs favourite ice-cream?
Mint

What do you call a large group of chavs decending on somewhere (a pub for instance)?
A Chavalanche

What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut

YAY! I LOVED THEM! AND WELCOME TO THE BOARDS!
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