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11.03.2009, 13:05 quote
GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that ' s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this?
The psychiatrist kissed the girl
GIRL: ...... Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that ' s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl ' s top
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that ' s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
The psychiatrist took off the girl ' s clothes
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that ' s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
The psychiatrist had sex with the girl
GIRL: .Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that ' s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!
12.03.2009, 17:30 quote
| jerri wrote: |
| GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that ' s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that? GIRL: Well, he kissed me. PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this? The psychiatrist kissed the girl GIRL: ...... Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that ' s no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl ' s top GIRL: Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that ' s no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he took my clothes off. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? The psychiatrist took off the girl ' s clothes GIRL: Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that ' s no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he had sex with me! PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? The psychiatrist had sex with the girl GIRL: .Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that ' s no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS. PSYCHIATRIST: [color=red BASTARD!!!!![/color] |
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