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10.10.2008, 12:35 quote

oakman
oakman Joined: 01 Oct 2008 Posts: 856 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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All real anwsers given on Family Fortunes:


Someone or something whose existence has never been proven: "Hitler.."

A number you might have to memorise: "Seven.."

An instrument you can play while walking in the street: "A cello.."

A type of oil: "Sewing-machine oil.."

A word beginning with Z: "Xylophone.."

A slang word for a girl: "Slag.."

An animal with horns: "A bee..."

A medieval weapon: "Hand-grenade.."

Something made of wool: "A sheep.."

An animal with a long tail: "A rabbit.."

Something a train-spotter would have in his pocket: "A magnifying glass.."

Something you put out for the birds: "Worms.."

A way to prevent snoring: "Put a pillow over his face.."

Someone who works early hours: "A burglar.."

Something made to be wheeled around: "A hammer.."

A reason for kneeling: "To be beheaded.."

A measurement of liquid: "Paint.."

Something that's nice to wear next to your skin: "Pants.."

A famous Dick: "Carrot.."

A wild animal that's native to Britain: "A bear.."

Something that comes in 7's: "Fingers.."

A vocalist known by only one name: "Michael Jackson.."

A yellow fruit: "Orange.."

An animal beginning with B: "Bullfrog.."

Something associated with Liverpool: "The Yellow Brick Road.."

A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme: "Little Red Riding Hood.."

Something you hide in your socks when you go swimming: "Your legs.."

A place you would keep a pen: "A zoo.."

Something you beat: "An apple.."

An animal that lives in the English countryside: "A lion.."

A game that uses a black ball: "Darts.."

Other than 'carrier', a type of bag: "Horse.."

Something you might find in a garage: "a grand piano.."

Something you keep in the garden: "A cat.."

A character from Little Red Riding Hood: "Hansel and Gretel.."

Something that has a shell: "Batman.."

Something that frightens Dracula: "The King of the Vampires.."

A non-living object with legs: "A plant.."

A sign of the Zodiac: "April.."

A mode of transport that you can walk in: "Your shoes.."

An animal with big ears: "A bear.."

A musical instrument you can play in the bath: "A drum kit.."

Something associated with Egypt: "Cigars.."

A part of your body you only have one of: "Your big toe.."

Something you pull: "A potato.."

A habit people try to give up: "Spitting.."

A Thunderbirds character: "Doctor Spock.."

Another TV gameshow with the word 'family' in the title: "The Generation Game.."

Something with a red light on it: "a Dalek.."

A food than can easily be eaten without chewing: "Chips.."

Something people might be allergic to: "Skiing.."

A well known superstition: "Running in front of a car.."

Something you use a microchip in: "A fish-fryer.."

A dangerous race: "The Arabs.."

A game played in the dark: "Charades.."

Some famous brothers: "Bonnie and Clyde.."

Something you do before going to bed: "Sleep.."

An item of clothing worn by the Three Muskateers: "A horse.."

An animal you see at the zoo: "Dog.."

Something you might do in a power cut: "Read a book.."

A famous Parisian landmark: "Hawaii.."

Something you associate with the sea: "A coffin.."

A famous Arthur: "Shakespeare.."

A weapon in the game of Cluedo: "Dice.."

A reason someone digs a hole in the road: "Grave digger.."

An ingredient in chicken stuffing: "Chicken.."

A bird with a long neck: "Naomi Campbell.."

Something taken from a hotel as a souvenir: "The lamps.."

A song with moon in the title: "Blue Suede Moon.."

Fruit used in fruit salad: "Cucumber.."

Something you wear on the beach: "A deckchair.."

A method of cooking fish: "Cod.."

Something red: "My cardigan.."

A domestic animal: "A leopard.."

Something a blind man might use: "A sword.."

 

10.10.2008, 13:05 quote

choochi0
choochi0 Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 4547 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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That tickled me that did.

 
 
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