Paddy was lying in bed one night with his wife and he heard the neighbours dog barking.

After 3 hours of this he jumped out of bed.
His wife says, 'what are you doing Paddy'.
Paddy says, 'sod this I have had enough.'

5 minutes later, he comes back to bed.
his wife said, 'what have you done.'
Paddy said, 'I've put the noisy fucker in our garden, let's see how they like it.'