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Home >> Jokes >> A wee christmas cracker !!!
18.11.2008, 22:49 quote
This Year's First Christmas Joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by
Saint Peter at the pearly gates . "In honor of this
holy season" Saint Peter said , "You must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven ."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and
pulled out a lighter . He flicked it on . "It represents
a candle", he said .
"You may pass through the pearly
gates" Saint Peter said .
The second man reached into his pocket
and pulled out a set of keys. He shook
them and said, "They're bells ."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through
the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately
through his pockets and finally pulled out a
pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised
eyebrow and asked ,"And just what do those
symbolize ?
The man replied," "These are Carols."
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