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17.08.2008, 09:05 quote

LittleVixen
LittleVixen Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 10687 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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Two wheelbarrows were in a bar, and one said to the other, "Will you protect me if there's any trouble?"
"Course I will" said the other. A short time later, a piece of paving stone swaggered up to the bar and said "two beers and make it quick".
The second wheelbarrow moved round and stood in front of his mate who was very grateful "Thanks mate, I thought I was going to get a punched head
there." "That's all right mate" said the second wheelbarrow,"that tarmac is a pushover". ( wheelbarrow pushover, get it? )
A short while later, the doors crashed open,
and in walked a piece of red tarmac obviously spoiling for a fight, The second wheelbarrow went white, and ran for the gents. "I thought you were going to look after me! said the first wheelbarrow"!
"You don't know that red tarmac. " said the second, "he's a cycle-path"!
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16.09.2008, 12:02 quote

kpeanuts18
kpeanuts18 Joined: 06 Apr 2008 Posts: 45 Location: United Kingdom, England, Middlesex
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I have a better surreal one!

Why did the car crash?


























Because it was being driven by a tomato.

 
 
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