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10.10.2008, 18:08 quote

politegorilla
politegorilla Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 111 Location: United Kingdom, England, Berkshire
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With practise you can punctuate this joke with hand gestures - closing your hand around the "bee", pointing at your eye with the other hand, etc.

Q: If a man has a bee in his hand, what does he he having in his eye?

A: Beauty ... because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder (beholder)!

As you can see it's very clean and the only risk is that people haven't heard the proverb about beauty being a subjective matter.

 

10.10.2008, 22:12 quote

choochi0
choochi0 Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 4547 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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politegorilla wrote:
With practise you can punctuate this joke with hand gestures - closing your hand around the "bee", pointing at your eye with the other hand, etc.

Q: If a man has a bee in his hand, what does he he having in his eye?

A: Beauty ... because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder (beholder)!

As you can see it's very clean and the only risk is that people haven't heard the proverb about beauty being a subjective matter.


That is a very clean joke indeed.

 

11.10.2008, 07:27 quote

politegorilla
politegorilla Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 111 Location: United Kingdom, England, Berkshire
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Thanks.

As you can probably see, from my other post in this forum as well, that I place a fair bit of value on clean jokes.

The odd spot of pleasant surrealness goes a long way sometimes.

Polite Gorilla

 
 
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