Chris was born with a deformity which caused a hump to grow on his back, all his life he wished he didn't have it but he eventually learned to live with it and didn't let it get in the way of his everyday life.
One night well after midnight on his way home from a party he decided to take a short cut through the village graveyard, and as he was walking on by he felt as though he was being followed so he stopped to look back and to his surprise there stood a man in a long black hooded coat.
Startled, Chis fell to the ground as the man came closer. "You there" the man bellowed "give me what you've got". Chris was petrified and confused about the request and sputtered out "Man, I ain't got nothing, all I have is this here hump" to which the man replied "then give it to me" and reached down and magically removed the hump from Chris's back and vanished.
Amazed, Chris bolted home and called up his friend Andy to tell the amazing tale. Andy hurried over at day break to see the now hump-less Chris.
Andy also had a deformity which was a limp left foot so he thought to himself to visit the same graveyard that night around the same time to get the same good luck as Chris.
Midnight rolled by and Andy hobbled into the graveyard and positioned himself to meet this mysterious person.
Along came the hooded stranger and bellowed the same words to Andy "You there, give me what you've got" Andy smiled to himself and started to say "Hey man, I ain't got nothing..." only to be hushed by the stranger who said "What?..you don't have nothing?..well in that case you can have this here hump" which he magically placed on poor bewildered Andy's back and vanished leaving him now with a hump on his back and his lame left foot....

Lame foot or not, at least he got a good hump! There's hope for us all then!!!