A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

How long will i have to wait tonight.

The FEMALE makes The Rules.

The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No MALE can possibly know all The Rules.

If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows The Rules, she must immediately change The Rules.

The FEMALE is never wrong.

If the FEMALE is mistaken, it is a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.

The MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.

The MALE must never change his mind without the written consent of the FEMALE

The FEMALE has the right to be upset or angry at any time.

The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.

If the FEMALE has PMS, all The Rules are null and void.

The MALE is expected to mind read constantly and act accordingly.

Any attempt to document The Rules could result in actual bodily harm.

The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a whimp.
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

You win dressagediva,im throwing in the towel.I been reading some of the stuff today.I have too much respect for women,it goes against the grain.So i quit,if anybody else wants to take over work away,sorry.

Well done DIVA!


Great game, ANFAR, but a poor ending... Respect women too much? After sayin all that? PMSL That was a crappy endin' (I just think you didn't find any good ones anymore, like in the beginnin - Who said that? I didn't, dunno how the comp got into my head, anyways still lurve your jokes Anfar, hope you will post new ones soon ).

p.s. The Diva might've been a bit agressive, but I think Anfar pushed her to that and then he just retreated and threw some mud. . And I'm also excited regardin' the way the Diva fought. You gotta lurve a gal with balls (in a good way of course, Diva, be our amazonian princess )
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Bliss ive enough jokes to keep going for a year,i just think those ones are degrading to women and not funny.Ill keep putting them on in the context they were meant to be ie a joke.Sorry about ending as i said if someone else wants to take over work away.

I was pushed, but by a good opponent couldn't have let the first jokes go without female throwing something back.......will bask in Amazonian glow and then hunt for just plain funny jokes! Thankyou Anfar was good fun
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Thank u dressagediva,im more surprised than ye are,i never give up,just dont like degrading jokes,to me they are not funny.