Jokes >> A Flat Stomach

29.06.2008, 15:12 quote

LittleVixen

Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 10687 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his
mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom
sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what
her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find
him..

The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad
doing?'

The mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big
tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and
help flatten it..'

'Your wasting your time,' said the boy.

'Why is that?' the mom asked puzzled.

'Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes
over and gets on her knees and blows it right back
up.'
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29.06.2008, 18:11 quote

darkhorse57

I hate it when that happens Laughing

29.06.2008, 18:23 quote

mistermister22

Joined: 20 Jun 2008 Posts: 4 Location: United Kingdom, England, London

LOL

30.06.2008, 09:17 quote

titwhipper

LittleVixen wrote:

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his
mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom
sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what
her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find
him..

The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad
doing?'

The mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big
tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and
help flatten it..'

'Your wasting your time,' said the boy.

'Why is that?' the mom asked puzzled.

'Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes
over and gets on her knees and blows it right back
up.'

That's a good one,I'll remember this one.

My ex & I were caught a few times by our youngest, can'y wait to embaress him in front of his girlfreinds with those.