A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new
girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived a
considerable distance away. He consulted with his sister and decided after
careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the
right note, not too romantic and not too personal. Off he went with his
sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined
quality leather gloves.

His sister bought a pair of knickers for herself at the same time. Harrods
had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the
sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers. Good old Ron sent off his
gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter:


Dear Nina ,

I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go
out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen
the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to
remove).
These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me
the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly
soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in
them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that
they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't
needed to wash it since she began wearing them.
I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many
other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again. When
you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will
be naturally a little damp from wearing. Just imagine how many times my lips
will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on
our next date.

All my love

Ron

P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with
a little bit of fur showing.
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Im going to circulate that around work - very funny!!

Glad you enjoyed it
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Lovely, LV, as usual!
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