1 day a boy goes home from school and has to learn the first 5 letters of the alephabet for his homework. So when he gets home he askes his day wat the first letter of the alphabet is & his dad says go away because his dad is watching tv. The boy then goes into the kitchen where his mum is on the phone & he goes mum wats the second letter of the alphabet and his mum replies F*** off. So the boy next goes to his brother and goes brother wats the third letter of the alphabet and his brother replies michael jackson because he is listing to michael jackson. so he then goes to his next brother and goes brother wats the forth letter of the alphabet and his brother replies action man the greatest hero of them all because he is watching action man. & finally he goes to his sister who is watching brum and goes sister wats the fith letter of the alphabet and she replies in a brum brum car in a brum brum car. Next day in school the boy is called up to say the first 5 letters of the alphabet, so his teacher goes wats the first letter of the alphabet -

boy says - go away

teacher says - what did u say

boy says - f*** off

teacher says - who do u think u are

boy sings - michael jackson

teachers says - who do u think is gona get u outa this

boy says - action man the greatest hero of them all

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