there are 5 stages of sex:

1 Smurf sex.. when you first meet and shag till your blue in the face
2 Kitchin sex.. When youve been together for a short time you'll shag anywhere in the house..
3.. bedroom sex.. sex is routine and youll only shag in bed on a very occasional night
4 Hallway sex.. you pass in the hall way and you both say ''fuck you''
5 Coutroom sex.. wife takes you to court and screws you infront of 20 strangers.....


I like that one

Arsenal

wots wrong with Arsenal

Apart from the fact that i hate them, nothing. I guess.

pmsl i like that 1 hehe

thanks babygirluk im glad someone thought it was funny i thought it was

LMAO

Funny yet soooooo true. . .



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