A man is on the golf course one day, and he finds an old lamp, so he picks it up and gives it a quick polish. Suddenly a genie appears, and says that he has awakened the genie of the lamp. But I am a little strange, i will grant you your three wishes, but whatever you wish for you wife will get three times as much.
So the golfer thinks about it for a bit, and says that he wishes to be the best golfer in the world.
the genie clicks his fingers, and says. "you are now the best golfer in the world."
A little bit curious, the golfer swings at the ball, and it goes straight in the hole.
"But remember" the genie says, "your wife is three times better."
"That's ok" the golfer replies. "secondly i would love to be financially secure, how about ten million pounds."
the genie clicks his fingers and says...."You now have 10 million pounds. But remember you wife has 30 million."
The golfer nods his head, "thats ok, whats mine is her's and visa versa. Ok for my final wish, I would like a mild heart attack."

... so the wife also has a heart attack...


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But its 3 times milder

yes...3 times as much...not funny when you have to explain it, and it really shouldn't need explaining

What I meant is the woman has a heart attack 3 times as mild. The joke is usually the other way round, the woman gets 3 wishes, man has heart attack 3 times as mild: Moral of story, woman are not as smart as they think they are.

my 3rd wish would be : get everything from my wife and give them to me