A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and
informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs.

The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as
well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad
takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and
orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.

With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender
shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.

Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a
whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The
patrons chant "Take another drink"!

The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.

Swoooop! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild. The father, crying and
wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another
drink"!

The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting
tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and
guzzles the last of it.

Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos.

The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God.

The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left....then to
the right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a
truck runs over him and kills him instantly.


The bar falls silent.


The father moans in grief.


The bartender sighs and says...


(wait for it)


(Ya ready?)


































"He should have quit while he was a head!"

Heard that on the vicar of dibley........




Love it

ohhhhhh groan!!!!!