Two Pakistanies move to Scotland and make a bet on who will be most Scottish after a year. One of them moves to Edinburgh and the other moves to Easterhouse. A year later they meet up again and the one from Edinburgh walks up to his mate and says "Och aye the noo Jimmy, its a braw day, the day, ... etc." His mate from Easterhouse turns round and shouts "FU*K OFF YOU BLACK BASTARD"