Man donates blood after his wife is hurt badly in a car crash . A few weeks later they go through a real nasty divorce and he demands his blood back. She throws a used tampax into his face and says "there u go, u bastard!! I'll pay you monthly"




Two old men sitting in a retirement home chatting "im full of aches & pains today Alf, how do u feel?" Alf replies " like a new born baby Fred" "Really?" says Fred "A new born baby?" "Yep , no hair , no teeth and i've just shit myself"
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