A sailor was made to walk the plank and left to drown.
But the tides carried the unconcious man to a desert island.
When he came to he saw dark red sandy beaches, dark red trees with dark red birds in, and as he looked his own skin was turning dark red.
He fell to his knees and cried out "Oh No I,ve been Marooned"

Ok this is a message for Ringer...you even THINK of laughing at this "JOKE" when you MOAN and GROAN about mine....I'm coming after ya man!!!