I definitely like calling someone a numpty.

But I've inadvertently taught my son to think Shostakovich is a bad word because I still need something to yell when I stub my toe!

We have certain names in my line of work for miscreants such as ‘the great unwashed’.

My personal fave is ‘fister’.

You Cupid Stunt.

I have a friend at work from the Midlands and I get a warm feeling inside when she says to someone 'You nob-ed!'

Love that word...numpty

I also use incubus quite frequently

Neanderthal

Ming mong

Y'great palooka...

Prat
Tosspot
Pillock
Plank

And like Vanda said..."You stupid Nob'ed!!!"


Those are about the only non-swearing ones that I know!

Gimboid
Nerk

And various others that can also be cribbed from BBC comedy scripts....

Hmm .. i have to say

Spunk Bucket
You Goober!!
Cum Guzzler!!

The list could go on and on and on and on and on and on and .. well you get the point lol

Halfwit

Ballacks - As in Michael

Twerp & tit head

Prized prawn

Berk